Monthly Archives: November 2015

Sit Down, Shut Up, and Pass the Pumpkin Pie 3 comments

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Sit Down, Shut Up, and Pass the Pumpkin Pie And so another holiday season is upon us. It seems like yesterday that I was writing my Christmas post. Time marches at a steady pace, sometimes seemingly with wings, as we zip through our lives, just working to get each day taken care of. We are a nation that has the speed limit pushed to the max. There never seems to be time for family. I am guilty of this. Each week it’s hurry, hurry, and the weekend is sit and work, sit and work. But then comes the time of year that is meant to be spent with family. Oh, there are other holidays where we sit down and share the love, but not like the months between late October and the start of a new year. This is the time we set aside each year and see those we […]

My Take on the Cordless Hitachi #Orgasms

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My Take on the Cordless Hitachi #Orgasms Before we went to Kinky Kollege in October I had went to a class with a friend at the Tool Shed on the East side of Milwaukee. After the class I picked up a corded Hitachi since the motor in ours is not the best when its running. Maybe it’s just a loose connection, but we needed a new one. Jolynn had said get the same one we had gotten before, and I did. It never made it out of the box until we got to KK and it’s not got quite enough kick for me. So it went back in the box, and we went downstairs to where the vendors were at KK, and one of them happened to have the cordless Hitachi, so we got that one. He also had a silver metal Hitachi that I was coveting, but I could […]

Kindle Countdown Sale ~ Sweet Agony and Dark Obsessions #BDSM

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Kindle Countdown Sale ~ Sweet Agony and Dark Obsessions #BDSM Kindle Countdown Deal for Sweet Agony and Dark Obsessions on Amazon starts this Saturday, November 21 to Monday, the 23rd from 8am PST. It’ll be .99 cents for 24 hours, $1.99, for 24 hours and then back to regular price. Click on the book covers to take you to Amazon. Sweet Agony is a collection of erotic BDSM scenes. There is no long build-up of surrounding story line, just snap shots of real life erotic M/f, BDSM play. That is not to say the stories are purely porn without a plot. The characters are fleshed out, there is dialog, and there is enough backstory to become intimately connected to the participants in each scene as well as creating an emotional connection between the players themselves. The reader joins each couple just prior to the BDSM scene taking place, or at the […]

Dining In #WickedWednesday 6 comments

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Dining In #WickedWednesday Mia struggled as she came through the back door balancing three full bags of groceries. She dropped her keys as one of the bags threatened to spill, tightening her arm around it, as she tried to swing the door shut. She growled in frustration, as the bags began to slip, then kicked the door closed behind her instead. She reached the table just as the paper sack clutched in her fingers ripped, sending oranges rolling across the floor. She dumped the rest of the bags on the table with a curse and a grimace, then gathered up the wayward fruit and quickly put the food away, finally spying the note resting on the kitchen counter. Her expression turned from a scowl to one of delight as she read Ethan’s instructions. Kitten,   Follow the trail of roses and read each message along the way. I have some […]

Hanky Panky ~ Spank Me #MasturbationMonday 4 comments

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Hanky Panky ~ Spank Me #MasturbationMonday I was trying to think of something good for Masturbation Monday that would be good. I searched YouTube for sexy videos and kinky songs or something like that. I found this fun song from Madonna from 1990 called Hanky Panky and it has to do with spanking throughout the entire song. I found the lyrics if you want to sing along to the video. Lyrics To The Hanky Panky Song: Come over here Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind I’ll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind Treat me like I’m a bad girl, even when I’m being good to you I don’t want you to thank me, you can just spank me Some guys like to sweet talk and others they like to tease Tie my hands behind my back and, ooh, I’m in […]

Elust #76 Is Here! #SexBloggers

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Photo courtesy of Charlie in the Pool Welcome to Elust #76 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #75? Start with the rules, come back November 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!   ~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~ Sex and the post-birth vagina Lonely Things Just the two of us   ~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~ Tiny, shiny, bity snaps of steel… I have fallen in and out of love with myself   ~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~ *You really should consider adding your popular posts here too* I had An Abortion All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest […]

Sinful Sunday ~ Under The Stars 18 comments

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Sinful Sunday ~ Under The Stars I took this when we were on our Honeymoon this past summer of my lovely wife, and this is more than an eyeful of her in the bath. We had a few glasses of champagne and were warmed by the fireplace that was nearby. Just you never mind what happened next… Please visit the rest of the Sinful Sunday sexiness by clicking on the lips below. 😉

New Release: Her Web Master by Normandie Alleman 2 comments

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New Release: Her Web Master by Normandie Alleman Genre: Erotic Romance/BDSM Word Count: 62,700   Available on Available at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01770ILLA and on Kindle Unlimited.        Introductory Price – $0.99 cents for a limited time!   An online connection. Masked by anonymity. No cameras. No pictures. Curiosity ignited to intrigue.   I thought I knew what I was getting into, but had no idea how far we would go…  My intention was to test the waters, dip my toe in the wading pool. Instead I surrendered to the world of seduction and submission as he submerged me–body, mind, and soul–into an ocean of eroticism.  Emails, texts, and hidden identities, were one thing. But now, coming face-to-face with the mystery man, the star of my fantasies, both terrifies and completely thrills me.  If all goes according to plan, he will intensify the exquisite bond we share by transporting me to that […]

When I Think About You I Touch Myself #MasturbationMonday 5 comments

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When I Think About You I Touch Myself #MasturbationMonday Since I’m not the writer in the family, I’ll be putting up other things that make me think about Masturbation Monday. Today I have The Divinyls: When I Think About You I Touch Myself. We are taking the Wayback Machine to 1991 when the song came out. It’s sexy, but just a little cheesy. Close you eyes and listen to the music and it feels different not watching the video. Don’t forget to stop and visit the rest of the Masturbation Monday participants by clicking the purple button below. The music video was included in the movie Prelude To A Kiss starring Meg Ryan and Alec Baldwin in 1992. You can read the review and watch the trailer to the movie in the Showtimes section of the New York Times.