E – Eeep! – Eeep is the sound my darling wife makes when I find the special spots she has on the back of her calves and the bottoms of her feet. The stainless steel claws, the six wheel Wartenberg wheel, and my other sharp and pointies bring about such a delicious sound. I slowly trace my claw downward, starting on the inside of each thigh and then winding around and down ever so slowly over the back of her knee until EEEP! My favorite noise fills the air and she shivers, tossing her head from side to side until I begin slowly downward once more. I can’t help but let out just a bit of evil laughter. The funny thing is she loves my sharp and pointy toys. Eeep!