Disney quotes that probably shouldn’t turn me on…but do. #Erotic 5 comments

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Disney quotes that probably shouldn’t turn me on…but do.

Erotica by melbelle

“When Andy plays with you, it’s like,
even though you’re not moving,
you feel like you’re alive.”
– Toy Story 2

“Everybody else be as gross as possible.
Think dirty thoughts.
We’re gonna make this tank so filthy…”
– Finding Nemo

“You can bet before were through,
Mister, I’ll make a man out of you.”
– Mulan

“Oh, come, come, come, come now.
You’re as wet as you can get!”
– The Sword in the Stone

“I’ll take you over, sideways and under
on a magic carpet ride.”
– Aladdin

“I need somebody who can …
Handle him as a man.”
– Hercules

“Slip into silent slumber. Sail on a silver mist.
Slowly but surely, your senses will cease to resist.
Trust in me. Just in me.
Shut your eyes, and trust in me.”
– The Jungle Book

“I was just thinking about putting a rope
around that pretty neck of yours.”
– The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer
‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain’t going nowhere”
– The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me”
– The Little Mermaid

“Hey, nobody takes my wife’s mouth except me!”
– Toy Story 3

And my personal favourite:

“It begins on a dark night.
Where a dark man waits.
With a dark purpose.”
– Aladdin

Many thanks to melbelle for allowing me to repost this on my blog. I love her twisted mind. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. You can view her original post on Fetlife in her writing.