Our Loyal Lesbian’s Foxy Merkin #SeeWhatsLurkin


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Why The Loyal Lesbian Wants A Merkin

We were personally invited by Lisa Haas’ girlfriend Stephanie, to watch The Foxy Merkins at the Union Theatre last Friday night as part of the Milwaukee LGBT Film Festival, and afterwards we went to celebrate the 10th anniversary of The Tool Shed. During the after party, there was a T-shirt that they had that said ‘The Foxy Merkins, The Movie!’, and underneath all that on the bottom of the shirt, it had a merkin. The movie is a hoot! I strongly recommend you go and see it. I was laughing so hard at the funny parts, I was crying. It was a funny touching, heart warming movie, so go see it wherever it’s playing.

Please watch the video in full screen to get the best effect. 

An excerpt from the feature-length comedy THE FOXY MERKINS from Codependent Lesbian Space Alien on Vimeo.

Directed by Madeleine Olnek
Featuring Lisa Haas, Jackie Monahan and Alex Karpovsky

foxy merkins 2 at union theatre

 Where You Can Find the Foxy Merkins

Their Website: The Foxy Merkins

Movie Facebook Page: The Foxy Merkins

Twitter: @FoxyMerkins

Lisa Haas on Twitter: @lisahaas

Lisa’s Website: Lisa Haas on WordPress

As you know, I love the Tool Shed on the Eastside. It’s woman owed, toys are tested before they even hit store shelves, so you know you are getting quality. The store is well lit and nicely arranged, and guys aren’t being creepy, like at the porn store in town. It won best boutique for 2014 at the AVN Awards in Retail & Distribution. Their staff is up to date with the latest in sex education, are friendly and helpful, and they won’t make you feel awkward when you are making a purchase for the first time, or the 100th time. 

Disclaimer: My opinions are always my own, and I am passionate about stores, products, classes, and sex education that are out there to help people better themselves through knowledge, and hands on learning. I am not shy about giving out an unfiltered opinions about things, WYSIWYG with me. 

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About BeautysPunishment

Once a wild brat that couldn’t be tamed, I have been in a 24/7 DD, D/s relationship since July 14, 2011. We had a collaring ceremony lead by Mistress Joanne and attended by friends. I’m only submissive to Jolynn. Every day I run our business, and anything else so Jolynn can write her books in peace and quiet when she has time. I am the housewife, secretary, publicist, pet parent, and doer of good deeds, squirrel, and fueled by caffeine. Redbull gives me wings to fly through the internets. It is my drink of choice, and it's what's for breakfast. I tend to put my foot in mouth, and will say things without thinking; so if I offend anyone, it's not intentional. I am blunt and to the point, and don't have an inner monologue. According to Jolynn, I don’t have an off button. She keeps trying to find it on the top of my head. I have an off the wall sense of humor; more often than not I am impulsive, a little loud, and sometimes obnoxious. But that's just me.

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