The Kinky Christmas Blog Hop Dec. 18 – 22, 2014 25 comments


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Gather round everyone.

    I’ve a story to tell. There is to be no talking!

Twas the Day Before Christmas By Jolynn Raymond

(This is how the story really happened)

Twas the day before Christmas

And all through the room

All the bad subs were getting spankings

And it wasn’t even noon.

 The paddles were hung

 by the spanking bench with care,

 and being put to good use

 before Santa would be there.

The naughties were bent over,

their bottoms so red,

while visions of making the good list

danced in their heads.

And me in my corset

Leather skirt all in black,

was just settling in

 to give a multitude of smacks.

When from the ceiling above

 there arose such a clatter,

I stopped in mid swing

 To see what was the matter.

Away to the stairwell

I went with much haste

Not happy at all

For spanking time going to waste

And then in a moment

The door knob did turn

As one and all stopped the beatings

While we waited to learn

Who was this intruder?

How dare he disrupt

Our dark wicked duty

Of paddling these butts

All the subbies called out “Help us”

But he laughed and then said

“You’ll get no sympathy from Old Kinky Claus

Till those asses are dark red.”

Down the steps he lumbered

 with a bag made of black

Then he stopped at the bottom

and opened the sack

It really was that fabled man

He’d chose our dungeon to appear

Bringing us a sack of toys

For the back, breast, and rear.

The glint in his eye

 spoke of wicked delights

and I knew then and there

it would be a festive night

Here’s floggers, here’s canes

here’s paddles a plenty

Here’s butt plugs, here’s ball gags

use these clamps none too gently.

From the tips of her nipples

 to the base of his balls,

Now smack away, smack away,

 smack away all.

And then in a twinkling

 I heard without fail

Each sub in the room

Began a loud wail.

Their eyes how they widened

Their lips how they quivered

Their legs started trembling

Their bodies all shivered

Their already red bottoms

 they covered with their hands

Until each Mistress and Master

 called out sharp commands

“Don’t hurt us” they cried

As their hands received a smack

“Oh we surely will”

was the answer they got back.

“I’d like a flogger”

one Master did say,

“I’ll take that wood paddle

 for my girl today”

“A cane’s just the thing

for my bad, bad, bad wife”

“That over sized butt plug

 should help make mine right.”

Then we all went to work

with a swing and a swoosh

Leather, hand, and wood beating

 each subbie’s tush

Kinky Claus cheered so loudly

He applauded to our beats

The he rubbed his hands and stretched

Then he rose to his feet

Around the dungeon he walked

Giving words of advice

Taking over where needed

If things weren’t just right

“Your sluts been a bad girl

Her ass has to pay

Your boy needs some torture

On his cock and balls today”

“Take a cane to your bad girl

This one’s full of sass

Put some weights on those nipples

And a plug up her ass”

He flogged and he paddled

He whipped and he cropped

He bound up some boobies

He gagged the whole lot

“This will teach you some manners

You insolent little bitch

Old Kinky Claus will not have it

Next time I’ll get the switch”

They cried and they moaned

From their ball gags ran drool

Tears ran from their eyes

How could Kinky Claus be so cruel?

When the last of the subbies

Was chastised good and sound

Kinky Claus wiped his brow

Then motioned us to come round

“Time to take off those bindings

Time to take out the gags

These submissives have been punished

Enough for one day”

We nodded our heads

Knowing Kinky Claus was right

Then took them all down

For their aftercare that night

When the submissives were all wrapped up

In their blankets so tight

Given water, hugs, and chocolate

And cared for just right

We all looked for Kinky Claus

But he was nowhere to be found

Our favorite fetish man

Had left without a sound

But we heard him exclaim

As he went out the front door

Merry Christmas to all

Stay kinky for ever more.

Jolynn Raymond 2013 ©

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Gerome & Moose Scooter We Love Kink
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Romance Schmomance
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Fiction Fangirls
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Sensuous Promos Readers Blog
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Harlie Williams, Writer
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Jill Prand
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Secret Hungers
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Renea Mason
http://reneamason.com/blog/2014/12/18/kinky-christmas-blog-hop/
In the Pages of a Good Book
http://inthepagesofagoodbook.com/kinky-christmas-blog-hop/
Summer’s Book Blog
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Lily Harlem
http://lilyharlem.blogspot.com/2014/10/kinky-christmas-blog-hop.html
Kay Jaybee: Everyone Needs a Bedtime Story
http://kayjaybee.me.uk/news/its-the-kinky-blog-hop/
This Redhead LOVES Books
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Lucy Felthouse
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Ms. Me28
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Kats Book Promotions/ Katsindiebookblog
http://www.katsbookpromotions.com/blog-hop/merry-christmas-readers-welcome-to-the-kinky-christmas-giveaway-blog-hop/
Craves the Angst Book Reviews
http://cravestheangst.blogspot.com/2014/12/giveaway-kinky-christmas-blog-hop.html
Raw Books
http://rawbooksonline.com/kinky-christmas-blog-hop-giveaways/
Anna Ellis Author
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i love lady porn
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Perusing Princesses
http://perusingprincesses.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/welcome-to-perusing-princesses.html
Book Bangers Blog
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Reading Drinking and Relaxing
http://readingdrinkingandrelaxing.blogspot.com/
HEA Romances With A Little Kick
http://www.romanceswithalittlekick.com/?p=5088
deal sharing aunt
http://www.dealsharingaunt.blogspot.com
Anne Lange – Author Blog
http://authorannelange.com/2014/12/18/giveaway-kinky-christmas-blog-hop/
A Dirty Book Affair
http://www.adirtybookaffair.com
Author Groupies
http://authorgroupies.com
Love Bites and Silk Ties
http://www.lovebitessilkties.co.uk/2014/12/top-ten-kinky-books-of-2014-bloghop.html
Inner Goddess
http://www.innergoddessforum.com/2014/12/janie-zane-are-marked-for-kinky.html
mommas secret book obsession
http://www.mommassecretbookobsession.com
sofia loves books
http://sofia-loves-books.blogspot.gr/
All my Book finds
http://shannaclemens.blogspot.com
Essence Write
http://essencewrite.blogspot.com/2014/12/its-kinky-christmas-blog-hop.html
All Romance Reviews
http://allromancereviews.com/kinky-christmas-blog-hop/
Reading Between the Wines Book Club
http://www.readingbetweenthewinesbookclub.com/2014/12/the-kinky-christmas-blog-hop-giveaway.html
Den of Sin
http://denofsinseries.com/archives/night-6-a-peek-at-o-for-two
Holley Trent
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L.V. Lewis
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London’s Scribbles
http://londonsj.blogspot.com/2014/12/kinky-christmas-blog-hop-giveaway.html
Erzabet’s Enchantements
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Ariel’s World
http://arielstorm.blogspot.com/2014/12/kinky-christmas-blog-hop.html
Passion Shields Series
http://passionshieldsseries.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/have-yourself-kinky-christmas-blogfest.html
Jolynn Raymond’s Dark Obsessions
https://jolynnraymond.com/2014/12/kinky-christmas-blog-hop-dec-18-22-2014/
The Book Bellas
http://www.thebookbella.com/2014/12/18/christmas-blog-hop-givewaway/
Mythical Books
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Regina’s Book Reviews
http://reginasbookreviews.blogspot.com/p/bloghops.html?zx=ab1ff1be5a1d3fb9
Renee Luke
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About BeautysPunishment

Once a wild brat that couldn’t be tamed, I have been in a 24/7 DD, D/s relationship since July 14, 2011. We had a collaring ceremony lead by Mistress Joanne and attended by friends. I’m only submissive to Jolynn. Every day I run our business, and anything else so Jolynn can write her books in peace and quiet when she has time. I am the housewife, secretary, publicist, pet parent, and doer of good deeds, squirrel, and fueled by caffeine. Redbull gives me wings to fly through the internets. It is my drink of choice, and it's what's for breakfast. I tend to put my foot in mouth, and will say things without thinking; so if I offend anyone, it's not intentional. I am blunt and to the point, and don't have an inner monologue. According to Jolynn, I don’t have an off button. She keeps trying to find it on the top of my head. I have an off the wall sense of humor; more often than not I am impulsive, a little loud, and sometimes obnoxious. But that's just me.


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