Fifty Shades of Grey ~ A Husband’s Point of View
I thought folks would like this one since I think it’s funny. It’ from the internets; feel free to share. {Beauty} FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – (A husband’s point of view) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; …. T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread… In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled […]